never thought i would actually like something from Shakepeare…but this line is genius
(Source: p-refect, via whatsupjasmine)
All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other
(via whatsupjasmine)
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
(via whipitharry)
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
(via forever--indifferent)
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
(via whipitharry)
(via TumbleOn)look at those notes. sad.
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(Source: imallscars, via sweetonsummer)
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
(via sweetonsummer)
